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Interesting Definations |
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| School | A place where papa pays and son plays. |
| Life Insurance | A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. |
| Nurse | A person who wakes up to give you sleeping pills. |
| Marriage | A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor's degree and girl gets her master's degree. |
Vertika Kataria |
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| Where do you find elephants ? They are to big to be lost. |
| Which is the wettest animal ? Rein (Rain) deer. |
| Which is the musical planet ? Neptune (Tune). |
| Why did the witch travel on a broom ? She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner. |
| What has for wheels and discovered America ? Colum (Bus). |
| Why do astronauts wear bulletproof vests ? to protect themselves from shooting stars. |
| What did one lion says to another on seeing two hunters in
a jeep ? "Meals on wheels" |
| What kind of music do lions like ? Rock and roar. |
| Why is a batsman a coward ? He is affraid of a duck (0). |
By - Salil Dhaddha |
Jokes that Puzzle
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Let's Laugh |
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| One friend (to another) | Since last month your wife has been riding to reduce her weight. Has anything happened ? |
| Second friend (Unhappily) | Yes the weight of the horse reduced by 10 Kgs. |
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| Mother (to her son) | I had kept 2 pieces of sweet on the shelf last evening. But now only one is left ? |
| Son (Immediately) | It was darkness so I couldn't see the other piece. |
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| Once upon a time there were three men, one from France, the other from Japan and the third one from India. | |
| The French Said | Copper was discovered in our country so all copper wires are our gifts. |
| The Japanese Said | Aluminium was discovered in our country so all Aluminium wires are our gifts. |
| The Indian Said | No metal was discovered in our country so wireless is our gift. |
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| Teacher asked his student | How do ants help us ? |
| One student (quickly ) answered | They help us to know the place where our mother has kept the sweets. |
Prasson Gupta |
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| One woman to another at a party : "Why are you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger ?" "Because", replied the second woman, "I married the wrong man." |
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